he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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