I wannas sexs uuuuu
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have fence marks all over my body
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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