i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
bring money and cleavage
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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