Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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