nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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