You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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