Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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