hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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