he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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