I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's shark week go big or go home
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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