What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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