He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i need some magic done to my vagina
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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