She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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