that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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