I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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