Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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