I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Someone came in the potted fern
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
