who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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