I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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