So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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