I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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