The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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