Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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