I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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