Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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