That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
