What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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