u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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