So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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