what day is it and did you see me today?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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