You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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