she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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