Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize