So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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