I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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