Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
True college students do jello shots in the library
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