READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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