so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
