That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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