just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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