is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Randomize
