quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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