so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I see more hoeing in ur future
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