Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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