Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
There's even glitter on my cock...
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