he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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