last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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