I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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