if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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