i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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