i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I believe in your delicious
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
