That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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