do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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