If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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