It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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