addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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