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(904): View more from Florida

it's circumsized.

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I think this conversation is over.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead

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(319): View more from Iowa

She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke

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(281): View more from Texas

JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US

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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW

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THE REISLING ATRACEX US

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(317): View more from Indiana

You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..

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(330): View more from Ohio

i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing

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