Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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