we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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